de meest geniale tweets en twitterplaatjes;

"Baby, baby, baby ooh!" Mam: *komt binnen* Luister je Justin Bieber?! Dochter: Nee, Ik kijk porno.” Mam: OH THANK GOD! 
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Some people can't sleep because they have bad cases of insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet connection.


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My parents say it's their house but when it's time to clean it magically becomes my house too.


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Everyone thinks dinosuars are extinct I bet they are just playing an epic game of hide & seek & then..when 2012 hits BAM! DINOSAUR INVASION


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omg this actually works ! 1.) Hold your breath for 5 mins. 2.) Die.


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NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY I always, ALWAYS get a terrible picture on picture day.♥


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